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Dear Mom,
I'll never forget the time that I made all A's, and you followed thru with your promise. You would take me and one of my friends to go see Katy Perry at the local professional basketball arena. I had been listening to Katy Perry a lot, and this was surely going to be the greatest present any one could have given me since that time you got me tickets to the Monster Ball with Larry Gaga. Even though the seats were crappy, I forgave u because you bought me a sweet t-shirt and Little Monster livestrong bracelet.
Thanks again,
Your Spoiled Tween Daughter/Spoiled Tween Son who 'might be prematurely gay' but no1 is allowed 2 say anything.
PS: OMG CHILL OUT MOM
I wish my parents had 'industry connections' so that the pop stars had to 'kiss my parents ass' by kissing my ass
'We took tomorrow off from work so we could pregame with margaritas and even hit the local strip mall club by our apartment complex!'
We're ToTaLLy "California Gurlz"
Thank God my Gay Uncle Hank is a huge Katy Perry fan. I don't know why my dad hates him so much. :-(
